So I’m sick as a dog, which is just great. Lois and I got sick at the same time, but I think we have different things so I can’t blame her dammit. I have some kind of glandular fever style virus going down and it is utter balls. Feeling a little better today, my swollen glands have localised to just the one side of my throat, so we’re making progress. Having a fever for three days is reminding me how much I despise summer. I am dreading it like it’s nobody’s business, ugh.
I’m super bummed that I missed a Halloween party on Saturday night, I was really looking forward to it. I was inspired by the theme ‘too soon’ and had an Amy Winehouse costume all ready to go, but instead I spent the night ripping my clothes off in a feverish rage, and then crawling back under the covers two seconds later. And repeat. I hear it was a wonderful night though; Jesus was apparently sodomising the gays, as he is wont to do as per the bible, right?
I did manage to properly enjoy at least one day of the long weekend. Friday I was up bright and early for a surprise party we threw my Pop for his 80th. We took the scenic route to Mosman Park via Fremantle, completely on purpose, because I love driving on hot mornings when my aircon is broken. It was an unorthadox lead up to the big reveal, considering he’s deaf, so we’re all yelling OKAY EVERYONE HE’S RIGHT OUTSIDE and giggling when people were automatically shushing each other. Pop had the best surprised face ever and we all spent the next few hours feasting like kings and facepalming over our less-than-bright cousins.
Then it was time for the Macri Party Cab to escort us to Joe’s Tim Burton themed 21st, which was a blast. I thought it was a good idea at the time to cover my entire face in green eyeshadow, but on hindsight maaaaybe not so much. There was much dancing, cheese eating, gazebo adventures, inappropriate conversations and making fun of all the girls who came as sexy versions of so-and-so. Joe awarded Ash, Nicola and my Lock, Shock and Barrel costumes first prize and in celebration we turned in early because we’re old women.
Sexiest mofos around tbh.
I have to work tomorrow so I’m dedicating this evening to trying not to feel like hell. But we’re thinking positive, and these last couple of days I have definitely gotten a lot of use out of our giant TV and my latest blu-rays packed with special features. I had a Thor weekend and today was X-Men: First Class. Misfits came back today, which I’m super excited to watch, and I’ve also been marathoning old Johnny Weir programs and interviews and feeling nostalgic.